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A Friendly Reminder

It's been a few weeks, so let's break down the progress that Brian and Justin have made toward following through on the next album, or any other patreon promises...

Oh wait, there hasn't been any. HUGE SURPRISE (it's ok, we didn't expect any).

Horseboys are a patient sort, and while we were absolutely willing to hold off on any major actions for a while, it seems that now might be the time to up our game a bit.

With that in mind, we're more than willing to give a bit of wiggle room, in honor of #HamsForJay and everything else going on lately, but consider this fair warning: If no progress has been made --and let's face it, it wouldn't take much progress to keep us happy, Horseboys aren't very high maintenance--, by the end of next week's episode, we will have to do something drastic to get your attention.

Not, like, too drastic. But, you know, uh, you'll probably at least notice when it happens. Probably.

- Horseboys United

PS - It has come to our attention that to some people these messages might come of as aggressive, or otherwise demanding or whatnot, and really we just kind of enjoy watching Brian and Justin squirm. This all comes from a place of joy and love and silly bits for a laugh. No matter what, Horseboys United stands with you, and won't cause any trouble. Unless it's REALLY funny. 

Expect more in this space in the very near future, and if you want to get the inside scoop on future Horseboy actions that you could be a part of, send us a message at

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